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 IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO GIVE ALL YOUR MONEY TO
"BOB" ! ! ! REPENT! QUIT YOUR JOB! GIVE TO "BOB"! We did and IT WORKS!!
Long awaited by few and many, near and far......ALL NEW!! Officially Licensed "DOBBS APPROVED" SubGenius™
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BEWARE
OF THE PAST! BEWARE OF THE FUTURE! BEWARE OF YOURSELF! BEWARE OF FALSE
"BOBS"! X-DAY WILL COME!!
Anticonformity,
in
co-operation with the SubGenius™
Foundation, is here to
supply YOU with high quality Slack-Friendly attire.
All of these shirts and hats are produced using professional screen-print equipment by the former professional himself (TATot71) and always made with the
freshest Slack available. Always printed in a 100% NON-PINK
environment, always while listening to a random
Hour
of Slack by the always
enlightening and ever lasting Rev. Ivan Stang.
You may have been burned by the lack of quality found "elsewhere," but you can relax and repent now. Spend all of your money HERE. This ain't no foolin' around! This is quality material combined with skilled craftsmanship carrying the Holy Ble$$ing of Rev. Ivan Stang himself.
SUB-ANTI NEWS!! X DAY IS COMING SOON. Stock up now! Party like it's 1997, for this time it must be! THE GLOWING "BOB" SPOOGE SHIRTS LIVE!! GLOW Wing T's will be available 5 minutes ago. Check the new SUB-HATS. Expanded sizes 3X and 4X available for a few extra bucks! E-mail us!
You can stop thinking NOW and START blindly clicking the BUY IT! buttons and and then just enter your valid conspiracy numerals. In turn, you shall be rewarded by a blessed bundle of pinkless glory delivered straight to your refuge!!
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Who cares what jesus would do? The question IS: What Wouldn't "BOB" Do?
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THE ANTI-SUB BRAIN PROTECTION SELECTION!
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Join the Church of the SubGenius™ TODAY!
Send thirty bucks to PO BOX 204206 - Austin, TX 78720-4206 NOW!
Salvation or triple your money back!
This is no joke! Laughs will be very hard to come by once the Earth is turned over to the Elder gods and the SubGenii have left the building.
SUBGENIUS™ DISCLAIMER: J.R. "BOB" Dobbs is a registered trademark. Under church doctrine, "BOB"s likeness and image is used with full permission of the Church of the SubGenius™. Other than the very standard SubGenius™ images you will see on shirts and hats etc., most of the content in the SubGenius™ section of AnticonformityUSA.com is original work created by Anticonformity and TATot71 for the church. However, a few images may have been used, borrowed, or manipulated such as animated gifs, neandering glibs, and doo dads etc.
If you see anything here which fails to give credit where credit is due, please notify TATot71 immediately to resolve the placement or credit issues. Ideas and submissions are always welcome too! Thank you. May Slack always lead your path....
SIMPLE
AND SECURE CHECKOUT!
"FRIENDS DON'T
LET FRIENDS WEAR TRENDS!"
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ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
Visit the church online to verify: -- The World Ends Tomorrow and You MAY DIE!! --
And An Even Simpler Explanation for Normal People and the Press (still in translation)
INCLUDING: How To Become an Ordained Minister, SubGenius™ Sacred Art and Video Galleries, The Hour of Slack Weekly Radio Show (download/stream), Latest Churchly News, Upcoming Events and Devivals
Catalog of SubGenius™ Goods & Media, "BOB's" Sound Holes (small sound bites), Current Issue of the Stark Fist Magazine Online, Great Events of the Past - Pictorials,
Become a SubGenius™ Minister, And Of Course, The Sacred SubGenius™ Writings. |
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