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OFFICIALLY LICENSED "DOBBS APPROVED" SubGenius™ SLACKTIVEWEAR.
***  NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES !  ***

REPENT!  QUIT YOUR JOB!
GIVE TO "BOB"!
IT REALLY WORKS!! DON'T BELIEVE IT? YOU JUST TRY IT!

BEWARE OF THE PAST!       BEWARE OF THE FUTURE!
BEWARE OF YOURSELF!        BEWARE OF FALSE "BOBS"!
X-DAY IS COMING!!
DON'T BE LEFT BEHIND!

ALL PRODUCTS HERE ARE MADE IN A 10000000000% PINK-FREE ENVIRONMENT.
ALL PRODUCTS HERE ARE MADE BY RESIDENT PRO-ANTI-FESSIONAL POPEFRANKMACE
ALL PRODUCTS HERE ARE SCREEN PRINTED USING MAD SKILLS ON PRO-FESSIONAL GEAR.
ALL PRODUCTS HERE ARE
GUARANTEED TO FIT NEATLY INTO YOUR SUITCASE ON X-DAY..
ALL PRODUCTS HERE ARE MADE TO THE SOUNDS OF THE SUBGENIUS
HOUR OF SLACK

THE WORLD ENDS TOMORROW:
SO ORDER ONE OF EACH TODAY!





SubGenius™ J.R. "BOB" DOBBS HEAD -  BLACK T-SHIRTSubGenius™ J.R. "BOB" DOBBS HEAD -  BLACK T-SHIRT
PRAISE "BOB"!!!!!!

$18.80
Church of the SubGenius™  WINGS OF SLACK Black T-SHIRTChurch of the SubGenius™  WINGS OF SLACK Black T-SHIRT
AFFORDABLE TIME CONTROL!!!

$18.80
OPtical "BOB" DOBBS - SubGenius T ShirtOPtical "BOB" DOBBS - SubGenius T Shirt
SAY "BOB"!!!

$18.80
Poor Man's Sacred Symbol of the SubGenius T ShirtPoor Man's Sacred Symbol of the SubGenius T Shirt
PRAISE "BOB"!!!!

Regular price: $18.50
Anti-Sale: $16.00
SubGenius™ J.R. "BOB" DOBBS HEAD - "WickerBOB" T ShirtSubGenius™ J.R. "BOB" DOBBS HEAD - "WickerBOB" T Shirt
"BOB" is in control.

$18.80
The Church of the SubGenius™  HYPNOSIS Collage BLACK T ShirtThe Church of the SubGenius™  HYPNOSIS Collage BLACK T Shirt
HYPNOSIS MADE EASY!!!

$18.80
Sacred Symbol of the SubGenius T ShirtSacred Symbol of the SubGenius T Shirt
PRAISE "BOB"!!!

$17.77
What Wouldn't "BOB" Do? SubGenius T ShirtWhat Wouldn't "BOB" Do? SubGenius T Shirt
Who cares what jesus would do? The question IS: What Wouldn't "BOB" Do?

$17.77
SubGenius™ "WINGS OF SLACK"   BLACK HOODIESubGenius™ "WINGS OF SLACK"   BLACK HOODIE
GET YOUR TIME CONTROL HERE!!!

$33.33
SubGenius™ J.R. "BOB" DOBBS HEAD -  BLACK HOODIESubGenius™ J.R. "BOB" DOBBS HEAD -  BLACK HOODIE
QUIT YOUR JOB FOR "BOB"

$33.33
GENUINE IMITATION "BOB" PIPE (Chinese replicae)  GENUINE IMITATION "BOB" PIPE (Chinese replicae)
TEMPORARILY ALL GONE!!!!


Join the Church of the SubGenius™ TODAY!

Send "BOB" his thirtyFIVE bucks TODAY and become an ordained minister instantly!!!

Salvation or triple your money back!

This is NO JOKE! Laughs will be very hard to come by once the Earth is turned over to the Elder gods and the SubGenii have left the building.


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